Digitus Impudicus

Getting that sick feeling in the pit of your stomach yet? Have we got you so wired that you don’t know where to expect the next landed punch? Starting to wonder whether those WMDs might show up at any moment?

Fearing the next dreaded poll results?

Only realizing now that the RNC Convention is next week, and cowering in fear over what that’s likely to mean?

Surprised and intimidated over Kerry’s recent efforts to lower expectations for the upcoming debates (But John was supposed to kick Bush’s ass in the debates!).

Then you may be suffering from DDS (defeat denial syndrome). We have a treatment available for you, to ease you, and soothe you.

But you can’t have it because I don’t frickin’ care. You can suck wind. Ha!

Losers.