Thursday, September 16, 2004
Digitus Impudicus Press (DIP)
Seattle – DIP has received a handwritten copy of an e-mail sent by lieutenant John Forbes Kerry in 1971 to General Giap of North Viet Nam.
Although DIP is too cheap to buy Adobe Acrobat writer – and therefore unable to provide the customary PDF file – we hope to post a JPG image of the exclusive handwritten document before noon EDT today. Or maybe 3, 3:30 or 6:15.
Unlike our competitors at CBS, we are willing to disclose the source of this Important Document. Johnny “The Knife” Wilson , our janitor-cum-document expert has vouched for the e-mail’s authenticity, and it is on his sworn testimony that we base this report.
Our soon-to-be-debuted local access show, “61 Minutes” (we’re better because we’re longer!) will showcase Mr. Wilson, Mr. Smith, and long-time Bush supporter Joanne Smirtz, who, though having no knowledge of Kerry’s Naval Reserve service, is willing to actually READ the e-mail on air, thus proving it’s authenticity.
Remember: you read it HERE first!
Seattle – DIP has received a handwritten copy of an e-mail sent by lieutenant John Forbes Kerry in 1971 to General Giap of North Viet Nam.
Although DIP is too cheap to buy Adobe Acrobat writer – and therefore unable to provide the customary PDF file – we hope to post a JPG image of the exclusive handwritten document before noon EDT today. Or maybe 3, 3:30 or 6:15.
Unlike our competitors at CBS, we are willing to disclose the source of this Important Document. Johnny “The Knife” Wilson , our janitor-cum-document expert has vouched for the e-mail’s authenticity, and it is on his sworn testimony that we base this report.
Our soon-to-be-debuted local access show, “61 Minutes” (we’re better because we’re longer!) will showcase Mr. Wilson, Mr. Smith, and long-time Bush supporter Joanne Smirtz, who, though having no knowledge of Kerry’s Naval Reserve service, is willing to actually READ the e-mail on air, thus proving it’s authenticity.
Remember: you read it HERE first!
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