Friday, December 29, 2006
Saddam Hussein Executed
Saddam Hussein Abd al-Majid al-Tikriti, former dictator of Iraq, was executed today in Baghdad by the government of Iraq. This is subsequent to his conviction and sentencing for the mass killings of inhabitants of the village of Dujail in 1982 after a failed assassination attempt against him.
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In response, many Peace organizations are planning counseling sessions for distraught Leftists and anti-American mourners throughout Europe and the United States. In addition, another Global Orgasm for Peace is being planned in protest of Hussein's execution - which is generally seen by left-of-center advocates as an affront to good taste and a conspiracy masterminded by Dick Cheney and Halliburton.
As a service of Digitus Impudicus, we are offering a direct link to the Suicide Hotline, should any of our Leftist readers feel they just can't go on anymore. Alternatively, we suggest this link for one-way travel plans from Seattle to Vancouver, BC.
Saddam Hussein Abd al-Majid al-Tikriti, former dictator of Iraq, was executed today in Baghdad by the government of Iraq. This is subsequent to his conviction and sentencing for the mass killings of inhabitants of the village of Dujail in 1982 after a failed assassination attempt against him....
In response, many Peace organizations are planning counseling sessions for distraught Leftists and anti-American mourners throughout Europe and the United States. In addition, another Global Orgasm for Peace is being planned in protest of Hussein's execution - which is generally seen by left-of-center advocates as an affront to good taste and a conspiracy masterminded by Dick Cheney and Halliburton.
As a service of Digitus Impudicus, we are offering a direct link to the Suicide Hotline, should any of our Leftist readers feel they just can't go on anymore. Alternatively, we suggest this link for one-way travel plans from Seattle to Vancouver, BC.
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