Digitus Impudicus

Yet Another Example Of Reuters' Secret Agenda!

Infidel Wantonly Celebrates Kafur New Year

SEATTLE 31 December 2006 (al-Reuters) Mohamed al-Tikrit bin-Azole al-Arabiya bin-ABBA Reporting

The vile infidel propagandist for Allah-damned blogsite Digitus Impudicus has been reported preparing to celebrate in Forbidden Ways the kafur "holiday" known as New Year's Eve - as if this "new year" won't see the appearance of the 12th Imam who will bring Glorious Destruction to the Infidel Crusader Zionist Thieves, Pigs, Dogs and Apes of the cursed West.

Word on the Arab Street has it that Drinks-Which-Are-Not-Permitted will be consumed in large quantities by this camel-rejecting Mastermind of Evil. And, scandal upon scandal, loud music is to be played - the lyrics of which are most definitely not permitted by Allah (PBHN). But most chilling of all are the rumors that women will be present! And - shivers - they will not be wearing burkas!

We are expecting photos of this Sacrilege from Associated Press soon, but Abdul isn't finished photoshopping them yet, so you will have to wait, dhimmi.

We fully expect this devil to make a camel's ass (hmmm, uh, never mind) out of himself, and we will be the first to report it when he does.

So, Allah Akbar, kafur. And remember: how many mujahadeen does does it take to land a plane?

None! Ahahahaha!

And now for something completely different - kind of a year-end bonus brought to you by Digitus Impudicus via his non-burka-wearing distaff offspring:

Dave Chappelle and his Howard Dean Byaah!


Happy New Year!